Signs your baby may be a little too Melbourne for their own good

• Your child wears black. A lot.
• She/he dresses in layers at all times.
• They were signed up for a Triple R subscription before they turn one.
  
• You order baby 'chinos for her/him so often you no longer feel like a self-conscious wanker.
• They wear baby clothes from Beci Orpin.
• Lullabies for your baby consist of a collection of Claire Bowditch, Jordie Lane, Julie O'Hara, New Buffalo, Sophie Koh, Michelle Nicolle, Mark Fitzgibbon and Missy Higgins.
• A large section of her/his wardrobe has been purchased from markets or op-shops.
• You've had family outings to the Coburg drive-in.
• They have badges on their winter jacket lapel.
• She/he loves trams.